Ralph Cunt, is a DJ besides an alter ego by Hessel Josemans. He is co-founder of Plakband so by the hairs of my chinny chin chin, gots many plus plenty String by string, I think I counts like twenty If you loan me a ear, I’ll return it with interest If not, I’ll simply twist the wrist So listen up closely, with thoughts to recoup me Cause I hope to gross like ten cent per groupie Now only if I had two G’s per strand. I’ll do anything except on demand.

If you want to book Ralph Cunt (Act or DJ-set) you can contact Janai via janai@chefsdepartie.nl

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